If you know\know of me, I’d really appreciate it if you wrote Wieden + Kennedy a testimonial about my aptitude and pleasant demeanor. We all need to work together to achieve my dreams for me. There is no “I’m too busy to send testimonials about my acquaintances to Wieden + Kennedy” in “team.” If you’re not sure what to write, just follow the template:
Dear W+K,
I have (known MJ\read her blog\admired her fashion sense) for (applicable number of years\months\days). She is (positive adjective), (positive adjective), and above all, (really positive adjective). I remember when she (something great I did\said\wore, [no need to be totally honest here!-MJ]). Boy!
What I’m trying to say here is, I may be just a humble (whatever you do\are), but I know raw talent when I see it, and I can assure you — her talent is definitely raw! HA! But seriously, I am serious. I have (had a premonition\seen a sign\read her resume). Good things will befall you if you give her a job.
Sincerely,
(Your name here)
Send your testimonial to jobs@wk.com, under the subject heading, “Testimonial for Margaret Jones,” or just copy and paste it into the comments section below. You could also call them, I guess, but that seems weird.
Maggie’s dope. HIRE HER, W+K. Hire her…
Take care,
A Concerned Citizen
Margaret Jones is a dynamic name in friend circles that suggests both competence and tenderness. I’ve actually been inside both Wieden and Kennedy and could easily imagine her playing with toys at her desk, coloring in the nest, or printing out pictures of horses and gluing them to the wall. All these for the sake of progress! And genius, and ideas that we seem to have forgetten about amidst all the hub-bub surrounding iPads, and early adopters, and whether there will be a twister app. Maggie has a lightning fast intellect and is quick to forgive, and quicker to let go, qualities I imagine are relevant in the advertising industry. She looks fine in a fitted.
Sincerely,
Mr. Adels
Youth Mentor
Nike Product Creation Experience
I have often referred to Maggie as the most honorable of all my honorable friends. In conclusion for this reason and many more I firmly believe you should hire Maggie if she really wants to get hired by you because you’d just hire someone less legitimate anyway.
Tim Donovan
Think Out Loud Listener